Reid: Maybe he’s a surrogate for his tormentors in high school he can’t punish. Who were yours?
JJ: I don’t even remember.
Reid: You don’t even remember.. wait. Were you one of the mean girls?
JJ: No. 
Reid: Valedictorian, soccer scholarship, corn fed but still a size zero.. I think that you might have been a mean girl.
JJ: I was actually one of the nice girls.. even to guys like you.
Reid: Guys like me? I’ll have you know that my social standing increased once I started winning at basketball.
JJ: Oh yeah, you played basketball?
Reid: No I didn’t play, I coached basketball. I broke down the opposing team’s shooting strategy. 
JJ: Is that why Morgan kicked you out of the pool last week? 
Reid: Yeah, it took him three rounds to realized I was hustling him.

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